LET'S DANCE TO JOY DIVISION, AND CELEBRATE THE IRONY

sadie where are you

you had better fucking be here or i swear to god i will cry never forgive you

what the fuck is going on why am i full of tubes

OH SWEET FREEDOM. Casts always looked so fun in the movies, what the hell.

hey, skinny ass. twenty bucks if you tell me who called my sister a murderer.

can soembody plz go see sadie adn tell me if she's okay. they wont let me leaveto go see her. she was in surgerry, i jst need to know that shes' okay now.

Your concern over my sex life is truly touching, stranger. Too bad you're a few years too late.

Sades, if you decide to start telling the truth all of a sudden, can you warn me first? I'm gonna need some advance warning to stop assuming you're making shit up all the time.

Oh my god, 16 years and nobody EVER told me I looked like a girl before. This is DEVASTATING.

Sadie, I know you stole my headphones.

I get the feeling I was supposed to introduce myself on this thing. Is there, like, a secret rule about that?

Hi, I'm Hendrix. I'm Sadie's brother. Don't believe a word she says about me, she's a pathological liar and she's been quiet for WAY TOO LONG so I know she's been spreading lies about me behind my back. Seriously, it's like a compulsion or something, I don't think she can help it. One time she told a bunch of her dad's friends I was a girl, and I ended up having to flash a room full of middle aged rockers to prove my manhood such as it is. You're lucky you didn't have to live with her before this.

By the way, if you give her any shit about taking the cure I'll kick your ass. Don't think I can't just because I'm half your size, short people fight dirty.